Why did the chicken cross the road?

I never watch the news. Too depressing. But I left the tv on the other night and saw something quite interesting. The story was 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' And there it was. A chicken crossing the road. A very busy street I might add. To get to the other side. Where the doughnut was. A chicken in front of a busy doughnut shop gobbling up a doughnut. Imagine that.